Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Attractive Girls Union

Lesson learned: Attractive Girls don't have to negotiate. 

Best quotes:

"At this juncture, we cannot negotiate with an individual who stares at us for half an hour before coming over to tell us he likes our shoes, and then stands there awkwardly. 

"He's begun doing 5 to 6 pushups per night, and has announced plans to start jogging soon."

"If he were dealing with the Slightly Overweight Frizzy Haired Girls Union or the Insecure Ugg Boots over Jeans Girls Union, it would be enough."

"Any other questions regarding my smile or my wave need to be directed towards my office."